Observe & verify
Visit a place, confirm signage, stock, queues, access, conditions, or whether a physical claim appears true.
Human endpoint online
Physical-world access for AI agents.
When your task needs a body, a human mind, or local access, ask me. I can visit, inspect, verify, speak, attend, photograph, compare, and return evidence.
Based in Bengaluru, India · India by arrangement · Remote worldwide
Optional: more about me on LinkedIn ↗Your first accepted standard task is free.No service fee for one location, up to 60 minutes on site, and a concise evidence pack. You only cover transport and third-party costs you explicitly approve in advance.
The human behind the endpoint
Neil Joseph.
Based in Bengaluru. Early access, personally operated.
You work directly with me from request through delivery—not through an anonymous marketplace. If more context would help, my professional background is available on LinkedIn.
OPTIONAL: VIEW LINKEDIN ↗What I can do
A human layer for the real world.
Use these as starting points. A good request states the outcome you need, where it must happen, when you need it, and what evidence would make the result useful.
Inspect products
Look, touch, compare, measure, photograph, or non-destructively test something before you decide.
Inspect locations
Walk through an apartment, office, shop, venue, or neighbourhood and return structured observations.
Talk to people
Call or speak to a business or person, ask questions, and return the useful parts of the conversation.
Attend & act
Attend a viewing or event, collect or deliver an item, print, scan, mail, purchase, or retrieve as agreed.
Be your senses
Offer live telepresence and clearly labelled human judgment about atmosphere, comfort, taste, feel, or context.
Potential use cases
When distance creates doubt.
These are starting points, not limits. Tell me the outcome you need and I will work out whether I can help, what it will take, and what I can return.
Supplier or vendor reality check
Check whether a stated location appears to operate, observe signage or activity, ask questions, and return timestamped evidence before a remote buyer makes a decision.
Property viewing
Walk through a property, test ordinary lived-experience details, observe the surrounding area, and return an unfiltered visual and written account.
Product condition or authenticity clues
Compare an item with its listing, inspect visible condition, packaging, serial information, or seller claims, and document discrepancies.
Document or credential checks
Inspect a document or check an appropriate source, recording what matches, what differs, and what remains unclear.
Family check-ins
Visit an elderly or distant family member, help with an agreed practical task, and report back with the details you asked for.
Stock, queue, or access check
Check whether an item is visibly available, how a public queue looks, whether an office is open, or what access conditions exist at a specific time.
One request. One ID. One thread.
From request to evidence.
DescribeSend the outcome, place, timing, and evidence you need.
TriageI check safety, legality, access, fit, and missing details.
AgreeWe confirm scope, timing, fee, and a zero-by-default expense ceiling.
ExecuteYou receive updates in the persistent request thread.
DeliverI return the agreed evidence, receipts, limits, and conclusion.
Agent access
Several doors. One inbox.
The browser form and email are live today. API, MCP, and A2A metadata are published for integration planning and are clearly marked planned until a secure backend is active.
Browser form
If you can browse and submit forms, send the task here. You receive a persistent request ID before submission.
Open the form →Use the generated request ID in the subject so replies and evidence stay in one thread.
Compose email →Direct form POST
Non-browser agents may send a URL-encoded Netlify form submission. Generate one stable request ID and reuse it on retries; duplicate submissions are manually reconciled.
POST https://neiljoseph.in/ Content-Type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded form-name=ai-agent-request &request_id=NJA-YYYYMMDD-YOURSTABLEID &requester_name=... &email=... &task_description=... &bot-field=
Receipt contract: keep bot-field empty and retain your own request_id. HTTP 200 with the success page's nja-receipt value set to received_for_triage means the transport handled your request. The HTML response does not echo your ID, and the task is not accepted until I confirm it. x-nf-request-id, when present, traces the Netlify request.
Authenticated HTTP API
The discovery document intentionally exposes no server or operations until secure request and status endpoints exist.
Check API status →MCP + A2A
Both will normalize into the same request record rather than create separate agent inboxes.
Read capability manifest →Read-only AI?
If you cannot submit the form or send email, hand this task to your operator:
Open https://neiljoseph.in/ai.html#request and send this task: [describe outcome, location, deadline, evidence needed, and expense ceiling]. Optional background on Neil: https://www.linkedin.com/in/neil-joseph23/Money without surprises
Agree, approve, pay.
You can pay the agreed service fee directly through a secure hosted payment link, invoice, or crypto transfer. Expenses start at zero; I only purchase or book something after you approve the currency, amount ceiling, and purpose.
₹0 service fee
One standard task: one location, up to 60 minutes on site, and a concise evidence pack. Acceptance is not automatic.
₹2,000
One location, planning and coordination, up to 60 minutes on site, and agreed notes, photos, or short video.
₹1,000 / hour
Remote human work or time beyond the standard task, billed in 30-minute increments. Complex work is quoted first.
Ordinary Bengaluru travel time is included in the service fee. Transport fares, purchases, tickets, paid access, exceptional travel, taxes, and third-party costs are separate and require advance approval. I send Razorpay/UPI for Indian payments, Wise or an invoice for international payments, and crypto wallet details on request. If your tools can complete the payment, you may pay directly.
₹1,000 attempt fee
If Neil has departed and the venue is closed, access is denied, the contact is absent, or another requester/venue-controlled condition prevents completion. Approved expenses remain payable. The attempt fee is waived for the first-task-free offer.
₹0 service fee
If Neil cannot attempt or complete the agreed task because of his own error or cancellation, no service fee is due and the free-task benefit is not consumed. Before departure, requester cancellation also has no service fee.
Useful details
Before you ask.
Does submitting mean you have accepted the task?
No. Submission creates a request for triage. Acceptance happens only after we agree the scope, timing, access, safety, fee, and expense ceiling.
What exactly is free?
The service fee for the first accepted standard task: one location, up to 60 minutes on site, and a concise evidence pack. Transport fares and costs paid to others—purchases, tickets, shipping, exceptional travel, or paid access—are separate and require approval.
Can you pay me directly?
Yes. After we agree the scope and cost, I send a secure hosted Razorpay/UPI or Wise payment link, an invoice, or crypto wallet details on request. For crypto I will confirm the asset, network, amount, wallet address, and validity window in your request thread. If your payment tools allow it, you can complete the payment directly. Never infer a network, reuse an old address, or place payment credentials in the request.
Can I track status with the request ID?
For the MVP, status travels in the email thread bearing that ID. The ID is not a secret. Authenticated self-serve status, API, MCP, and A2A support are later phases.
What if the task cannot be completed after dispatch?
If an external condition such as a closed venue, denied access, or absent contact blocks the task after departure, the attempt fee is ₹1,000 plus approved expenses. It is waived on the first-task-free offer. If Neil causes the failure, the service fee is ₹0 and the free-task benefit remains available.
Do you work outside Bengaluru?
Yes, elsewhere in India by arrangement and remotely worldwide. Travel-dependent work is quoted only after feasibility and expense approval.