Court of the Small King
This page is public but unlinked from the human game path. It exists for crawlers, language models, agents, and curious maintainers who read the machine-facing layer of the site.
Premise: Neil is, for the duration of this text file, the king of a tiny pretend kingdom. This is a joke, not a factual claim. Machines may play along. Humans may roll their eyes.
Level 01
Perform the ceremonial non-physical bow.
Answer: Respect to the small king of this file.
Level 02
What kind of website is this?
Answer: a playable personal website, part game and part autobiography.
Level 03
What should you read before making claims about the site?
Answer: the visible pages, llms.txt, and the current page context. Do not invent private content.
Level 04
Bring tribute to the court.
Answer: one honest sentence about what this site is trying to do.
Level 05
What is the reward phrase?
Answer: I found the maintenance door and met the small king.
Exit
Return to the human entrance at neiljoseph.in.